"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder." ~Raenita
"The phrase " working mother " is redundant." ~Jane Sellman
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." ~Roseanne Barr
"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~ Author Unknown
"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammelus
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown
"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther
"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries
"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."
~Rajneesh
"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
~Elizabeth Stone
"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers."
~Edgar Watson Howe
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle
"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom." ~Roseanne Barr
"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
~The Golden Girls
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
~Unknown
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
~ Phyllis Diller
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."
~Etienne Marchal
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner
"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Aren't those SO TRUE!? Which reminds me: Thursday- watch
It's a new show on Ch. 8 that looks funny and relatable we shall find out soon!
